PARIS HILTON IS A GOOD DRESSER

Ever since Paris Hilton got out of jail, her story of redemption has been pretty inspirational.  She was arrested for DUI, but in a way, each of us has a “DUI” to face. For some, shyness might be their DUI. For others, a lack of education might be their DUI. For her, it was because she was flying through the streets of Hollywood in a race car drunk.  But last night she overcame adversity and went to a Playboy party dressed real slutty.  It just proves that, no matter what setbacks you may have to face, people can achieve their dreams.  Especially if you're a little girl born with millions of dollars and your dream is to get fucked on videotape and then sell it.

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