PARIS HILTON HAS TOO MUCH DIGNITY

Paris Hiltons chest once again looked twice the size it used to over the weekend, and despite the entire planet having seen her breasts repeatedly over the years whether you wanted to or not, she swears she's never gotten implants. The Sydney Harold says:

Hilton once considered breast augmentation surgery before being talked out of it by her father, Rick.At the time she said: "I don't need it and I would never get it. It's gross – and it always ends up looking really fake. But if a girl is miserable and that's the only way to make her happy, then that's fine.  Years ago I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image. So I decided not to do it."

That's a really good point.  Plastic surgery is shallow and superficial and would sully Paris Hiltons good name.  She's so classy and dignified, a lot of the experts are saying she might really be a princess from olden days, who came to us from her castle on a cloud as part of an evil witches plan to steal her beauty.  Swear to God man.  It was on the news.