MATH IS SEXY

A team of mathematicians at Cambridge have determined that Jessica Alba has the perfect body ratio and HOLY CHRIST this is the dumbest story imaginable.  Please someone fucking do something interesting.  The Telegraph UK says:

The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk – and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

Jessica is super hot, but it's an exaggeration to say she's perfect.  All she ever wants to do in the morning is eat dounuts, go on college football message boards and ask if you're "some kind of queer", then try on different bras to see which ones are the most flattering.  I dont know, the black see thru one I guess.  Uh, I'm kinda busy Jess.  Jesus Fucking Christ.