LINDSAY IS GETTING SUED

A woman named Tracie Rice filed suit today against Lindsay Lohan, claiming she was in the car Lindsay chased on July 24th, the night of Lindsays most recent arrest for DUI and possession of cocaine.  Rice says she was in the SUV driven by Michelle Peck, the mother of Lohans former assistant. Rice says Lohan, “put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life."  According to TMZ,

Rice says she "was convinced that their lives were in danger and that they had to outrun the pursuing car or they might be killed." The night of the incident, Rice claims Peck was so terrified at being chased by Lohan that she drove through a barricade and into the parking lot near the Santa Monica Police Station. Rice says she jumped out of the Cadillac Escalade and ran toward police officers and saw a woman, who turned out to be Lohan, run from another SUV toward her. "Police officers approached all of them with guns drawn," the suit said.

Jesus baby settle down.  You were chased by a 90 pound white girl with freckles, not one of those battle elephants from Lord of the Rings.  She's a drunken hussy, not some unkillable cyborg.  She probably just wanted to make out.