LILY ALLEN MAKES LIKE PROM BABY

^{Alternate caption: British people dress stupid.} 

Tri-nipular singer Lily Allen, who already holds a special place in my heart for being able to pronounce the word "twat" in such a way that it rhymes with "cat", further endeared herself by getting so butthoused that she thought it'd be a great idea to have her friends carry her around in a giant shopping bag.  You know, to avoid paparazzi.

British people are so polite.  I always hope my friends are going to carry me around like that after I get hammered, but usually I just wake up smelling like balls with "fartknocker" written on my eyelids in sharpie.

Also, I think her stylist has Down Syndrome.  Or her stylist thinks Lily has Down Syndrome.  One of the two.