JESSICA BIEL IS GETTING NAKED

Jessica Biel posed naked for Gear magazine in 2000 when she was just 17, so it's a little surprising she's been so wrapped up ever since, but that's about to change as she is currently filming a movie where she plays a stripper.  A naked stripper.  Rawr!  Page Six says:

Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie "Powder Blue" … she'll play a "stripper trying to earn money to raise her terminally ill son," and audiences will get an eyeful. Biel "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts and butt".

Man, what a sexy document.  It had to be awkward to see her lawyer proofread it with a boner, but whatever, because T and A is the minimum, it says.  So who knows what we'll see if someone can get her stoned on the day of the shoot.  The first serious actress to do goatse?  I've got a good feeling.