JAKE GYLLNMLLHAALYLL HAS A SECRET

Put your coffee down and buckle the fuck up, because this news is gonna shake you to the core.   Ex-Hollywood publicist Jonathon Jaxson says Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.  But I guess what is news is that Jake is set to come out and he wants to have kids with boyfriend.  JJ says:

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

If true, this could be the most shocking story of 2003.  I almost dropped my Pepsi Blue I was so surprised.