HOLLYWOOD STARS ARE DUMB

August 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

You probably thought Gwyneth Paltrow couldn't get any dumber. In your defense, you hadn't yet heard that she uses snake venom to paralyze her skin to keep it from wrinkling. The New York Post says:

A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Paltrow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products – including a cream that contains the spit of a snake. "It's not Botox," said one insider. "Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . the cream is part of the facials."

God damn people in Hollywood are dumb, but at least this gives me an excuse for slipping cobras under her door at night. The other part of my beauty regimen for her is to leave a pumpkin at her door with a knife in it and a note that says "YOU".

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