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August 17, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
London police need your help today to identify a mystery woman who stole a copy of New Musical Express magazine. Sources say:
Astonished onlookers witnessed the troubled singer whip a magazine off a shop shelf in Camden, North London, and leave, apparently without paying. After paying for a few items, the Back to Black star furtively glanced over her shoulder before grabbing a copy of the New Musical Express from the shelf and leaving.
Man, if only there was something distinctive about the crooks appearance. Anything at all. She just blends right in. This chameleon could be right beside you right now and you'd never know it. For now, sources inside the police department are calling it "the perfect crime".