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August 2, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
"Chocolate Rain" is my current ringtone, because it makes me happy to think about the way Tay sings out of the side of his mouth like he's Popeye, but I may have to switch it after hearing Tays homage to turbo tax. I thought all black guys were cool. Never in a million years did I ever imagine a black guy could be this nerdy. I don't happen to know any black people, but I have seen several Jerry Bruckheimer moves, and according to those, most black people are either no-nonsense generals or fat women who demand respect at fast food counters. There's no one like this. Ever.