DON’T BLAME THE DRUGS, MAAAN

From the always fair and reliable Globe Magazine:

ONE year after Steve Irwin's shocking death in the ocean, troubling questions have surfaced about the tragedy and demands are being made for his secret autopsy report to be made public. Reports claim the beloved Croc Hunter had a broken neck and may have been on prescription painkillers that could have clouded his judgment when he was killed by a stingray's barb last September. 

Uh, dude got stung by a stingray.  In the heart.  Does it really matter if he was on drugs?  Man, if doing pain pills makes you more likely to get killed by animals, here's to hoping Paula Abdul gets devoured by hyenas.  Hyenas love Percocet. And the magic of laughter.  – LM