DENISE RICHARDS IS NUTS

Charlie Sheen says that ex wife Denise Richards has asked him to provide a sperm donation so she can have a third child.  Sheen is currently in a bitter custody fight with Richards over thier two kids, 3-year-old Sam and two-year-old Lola.  Despite the acrimony, Sheen says:

“There was a request for a (sperm) donation,” says Charlie. “Without getting into it here…there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”So would Charlie ever take Denise up on the offer?“I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon,” he says.

I, for one, believe it, because Charlie Sheen seems like a good guy.  Sure he once planned to fake the death of a porn star so he could marry her (1), and he used to date a transsexual (2), and he's been arrested five times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes and credit card fraud (3), and he shot Kelly Preston in the arm (4), and he maybe killed a hooker (5), but seriously, who hasn't.  Those hookers are already dead on the inside, that shit shouldn't even count.