CRISS ANGEL DENIES BRITNEY RUMORS

August 18, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Peter Criss Angel (that's his full name, his parents were big Kiss fans) is denying recent rumors that he and Britney are an item.

"It's amazing what people think," Angel said Friday. "We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV."

A magician, good idea Brit. If anyone can help you look not white trash, it's David Blaine's gay goth cousin from Jersey. If he really wanted to help with her appearance, he'd put her on a treadmill. Tada!

"We were talking about how she wants to do something more with the [awards] show, and about me helping out and hoping to work with her on doing something to make her MTV appearance more innovative."

An MTV awards show appearance… more innovative… hmmm. You don't need a magician for that, all you need to do is not lip synch or make me want to kill myself. All you need is… talent. Yup, she's fucked.

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