CHARLIZE THERON IS LIKE A CAT

Charlize Theron is in Belize this week with her hunky boyfriend, and when I say "hunky", I mean it in the way like some cookie dough has hunks of real chocolate.  What a catch!  Charlize is a damn weirdo.  There's nothing about any of this that looks like fun.  I'll be honest, I have a picture in my mind when I think of that part of the world.  And it's not good.  Just kids chasing chickens through dirt streets in some village where the huts are all elevated so tigers don't eat you while you sleep.  Just alien like diseases and mud with guerilla armies in the streets and gorilla armies in the jungle.  How relaxing!