BRITNEY IS GOING TO THE TOP!

Good news if you wanted to hear someone grunting to the sound of babys mobile, because KIIS FM in LA has gotten a copy of the first full song from the next Britney Spears album.  Click here to hear it.  You won't be disappointed.  Unless you're into songs that don't make you wanna attack your radio.  In which case, you might be very disappointed.  Feel free to sing along:

Everyday, I'm in a dazeLooking for that someoneAnd everyday, I sit and kneel and prayOh, sweet love, can I get some?So why do you desert me, baby boy?I need your love right now!And if you desert me, baby boyDon't you leave me in your crowd(Talking)Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?Oh, really?Alright, well, I'll see you later, thenOh, waitWould you mind getting some…Yeah, when you come homeYeah, that's itI love you tooBye(Singing)Some day when you see my faceYou will think that you have wonAnd some day when it's all awayOur love just begunSo why did you desert me, baby boy?I thought that you, you were the oneSo if you preferred the other oneShe won't bring you the sun.

It seems pretty obvious at this point that this chick is just dickin us around.  WTF was that?  It's not even fun to make fun of her anymore.  At this point, making fun of Britney Spears is like booing at the Special Olympics.