BRITISH CHICKS ARE FUN

You've got to hand it to them – whatever they may lack in human-looking teeth, they make up for in bare tit and a general willingness to party.

So who are these chicks?  I'm glad you asked, douchebag.  According to the Daily Mail, these fun time party girls are members of The Sisterhood, an organization from which Prince William-ex Kate Middleton recently dropped out, who apparently thought it'd be fun to let some Eli Roth-lookin' dude paint their tits. 

Kate Middleton dropped out of The Sisterhood, the all-female crew planning to row the Channel in a dragon boat, because – it is said – Royal aides feared she would attract too much attention.

Holy crap, did I really just read that or am I on mushrooms?  On second thought, let's not go to England.  'Tis a silly place.