BECKHAMS SECURITY NEEDS TO RELAX

I'm much much too handsome to stroll around freely in public and scour the earth for gossip, so if people could just write in and bad mouth celebrities, that would really help me out.  Like Phourigan did.

So I was at a DC night club called Play for my 30th birthday. As a soccer player and an Englishman I was excited when Mr Beckham showed up. I introduced myself and Becks seemed excited by my heritage and my birthday. His body guards however grabbed me and flung me into a wall. So much for royalty – they seem more like ghetto American rappers.

Beckham seems like a good guy so I don't know what the security guys problem is.  That's why I don't use security.  That and there's no need for protection.  My fists are made of steel and fury.