ARREST EVERY PARENT THERE

Paris Hilton did an in store promotion at Kitson in LA yesterday to push her new clothing line.  For kids.  Because who wouldn't want their little kid to dress like Paris Hilton?  God this sounds like a sting operation for pedophiles.  Every adult there should be arrested immediately.  Every parent there should be ripped apart by horses.  Every parent there with a little girl should be ripped apart by horses and then have their pieces shot into space.  What kind of junkie delinquent would let their little girl pose with and act like Paris Hilton.  I'd rather see my little girl dipped in honey and standing between a mother bear and it's cubs than posing with Paris Hilton.