ANGELINA WANTS MORE AFRICAN KIDS

The Daily Mail says today that, contrary to other reports claiming that her relationship with Brad Pitt is in trouble, Angelina Jolie is making plans to visit Ethiopia in three months to adopt another baby.  It would be their fourth adopted child and they of course have one natural baby, as god intended.  The Mail says:

According to sources close to the pair, they hope that another adoption will shore up their relationship as well as helping Zahara, the Ethiopian girl they adopted two years ago, feel more connected to the rest of the family.Miss Jolie adopted her eldest son Maddox, from Cambodia, five years ago prior to the start of her relationship with Pitt.Earlier this year the couple adopted Pax Thien, three, from Vietnam.Shiloh – their only biological child – was born last year and is said to take after both Pitt, 43, and Miss Jolie in looks."Brad and Angie have made no secret of the fact that they are keen to extend their rainbow family," said a source close to the couple."But they've always been very careful to ensure that they leave enough time between kids so that that each child fully integrates into the family and feels truly settled. "Angie in particular feels very strongly that while Shiloh will grow up seeing the family resemblance between herself and her natural parents, and Maddox and Pax will feel a connection through their birthplaces, Zahara has no such close-knit bond."They hope that by finding an Ethiopian brother or sister – preferably sister – for her, it will help Zahara feel more comfortable and happy in her own skin.”

I could swear this exact same story with the exact same quotes was in the news about a year ago, but whatever, because all the new stories are fuckin boring.  The Mail and I agree we should just recycle old ones.  That's a lot easier.  Tomorrows headlines will be "CRYSTAL PEPSI: WHATS THE DEAL?" and "REMEMBER SWATCHES?  THOSE WERE COOL".