AMY WINEHOUSE IS IN REHAB

The Daily Mail says today that Amy Winehouse and her husband have flown to the US to immediately begin an intensive drug counseling and detox program after finally admitting that they have a serious drug problem.  Winehouse, who collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine, is now thought to be wait did that fucking say "heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine"?  HOLY SHIT!

Winehouse decided to take action over her problems during crisis talks at a five-star hotel in Hampshire where she was recovering with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil.She was reported to have been caught smoking heroin in her suite by a friend, at which point her father Mitch flipped.Mitch arrived the next day with his wife Janis, and Fielder-Civil's stepfather Giles Civil and mother Georgette. According to a source close to the family, the meeting descended into a row and at one point Mr Winehouse grabbed Mr Civil by the throat.The source told a newspaper: "It broke Amy's heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting."That was when she realised the drink and drugs were causing problems for everyone."Blake and Winehouse both denied injecting heroin.The source said: "At one point both Amy and Blake stripped to prove they had not been using needles."But they realise that if they don't get help now, they will both die young. This is their wake-up call."The couple flew to the US later on Saturday and are today in their third day of intensive counselling and detox treatment.

HOLY SHIT, FUCKIN HORSE TRANQUILLIZERS?!?  Oh my god, that's almost admirable.  It's amazing that someone can do that many drugs, that someone who weighs 100 pounds can do drugs made for a 1400 pound animal.  This chick is like a superhero, she can't be killed.  She's immortal!  I heard the cops tried to shoot her one time but she caught the bullet in her teeth, then just laughed.  Who will save us?!?!