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Britney Spears only looks hot these days when she looks nothing like Britney Spears these days, so she should keep the pink wig that she had on yesterday, because now she sorta looks like Erin the Esurance girl, and I would tear up the Esurance girl.  I guess the only difference is that Britney is tubby.  And her boobs are gross.  And she's a sanctimonious drunk.  And she doesn't play basketball in sexy outfits against robots who want to keep me from saving time and money on auto insurance.  Okay, in hindsight, it would appear that Britney isn't anything like the Esurance girl. 

X17 might have caught a few seconds of the new Britney single at the end of this video.  It's pretty much the same pop nothing nonsense that she always does, but now she does it while fat.