JESSICA ALBA IS SINGLE

Jessica Alba is rather attractive, so it can only be good news now that she's single for the first time in more than two years.  Us Magazine says:

After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Wow, that seems harsh, but since I'm not Cash Warren, I don't really care.  I'm not here to help.  I'm about me, baby, and it's time to start looking out for number 1!  Jessica Alba is single, which means I'm on the prowl!  Like  a tiger!  A tiger with a fake badge and cop uniform, telling her she needs to come with me.  "You've got the right to remain satisfied, baby!"