JANICE DICKINSON IS NOT BAD

Janice Dickinson was born in 1955, which makes her … um … I don't know, eighty seven.  87.  Maybe 52.  I'm not very good with numbers, but that's not the point, the point is she looks pretty good for her age.  She should go to the schools and "rap" with today's young people and tell the girls how important it is to starve yourself and get huge implants.  If they want boys to like them, that is.  Don't get me wrong, she doesn't look awesome or anything, but she looks good.  Her body basically looks like Tara Reid, which maybe isn't the most flattering thing in the world if you're Tara Reid.