IT WAS ALL THE BLOND GIRLS FAULT

Britney Spears has fired her latest assistant after just three weeks on the job.  Shannon Funk, the blond in the pictures, replaced Britney’s cousin Alli Sims, who bailed about a month ago. Shannon was let go because, it turns out, she was the reason for all of Britney’s problems.  Turns out it was Shannon who stole almost 16,000 dollars worth of clothes from the OK! magazine shoot last week.  Not according to OK! of course, who says Shannon only took one pair of shorts and one tank top.  They say it was Britney who walked off with a thousand dollar pair of heels, a 750 dollar Vera Wang dress and a 6000 dollar ring, among other things.  But they’re probably lying because they’re real jealous and stuff.  And can't accept love.  Life and Style adds:

"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Britney tells Life & Style. “Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

I knew it had to be something like that.  NOW we're gonna see the good, sexy Britney.  Remember three weeks ago, before Shannon ruined everything, when Britney was Americas Sweetheart and had the world in the palm of her hand.  I sure do.  Seems like Shannon has a lot of growing up to do.