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July 27, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
When this chick first showed up I thought she was kinda hot, but then one day it dawned on me she looks like a goat. And I don't mean a little bit like a goat, I mean she looks exactly like a goat. It may surprise you to learn I haven't masturbated to as many pictures of goats as you might think. None of this is news worthy, by the way, but it's late and I couldn't sleep, so I decided to go online and list people who look like goats. I don't have a number 2 yet, but I don't think it's gonna matter because unless they're eating a tin can or boot, they're not gonna be more goat-y than this chick. To commemorate her big win, I made her a crown with little horns on the side. Congratulations Kim!