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July 7, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Seeing a Victoria's Secret supermodel clean her car after a day at the beach in Malibu is very much like seeing a normal person clean their car after a day at the beach in Malibu, only with way more sexual tension and masturbating. The amazing thing is, I didn't think things like sandy beach towels even existed in the world for people who drive 100,000 dollar cars. I thought the only thing that ever went in the back of a G Wagon was stolen diamonds or hookers who got punched out at a wide receivers coke party.