BROOKE HOGAN LOOKS BIGGER

July 10, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Many people are wondering if Brooke Hogan was showing off her new implants on a trip to Hawaii this weekend. So are those new? The definitive answer is, I have no idea. I'm not even entirely positive why she's famous to begin with. All I know about her for sure is that, when I was a kid, her dad used to yell at me through the TV, warning me to not do drugs and stay in school, or else Hulkamania was gonna run wild on me. And he fuckin meant it. If I didn't stay in school, he was gonna beat my ass. I used to get to the bus stop three hours early, scared that Hulk Hogan might literally kill me if I didn't.

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