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July 23, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Even though her kids were crying and screaming just inches away, Britney Spears took time to express her concern about the paparazzi this weekend. Using a shame-based technique, she invited them to begin a regimen of healthy diet and exercise. Britney said:
"Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don't you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch."
Oh sure, a professional model like Britney is gonna look sexy all the time, but it's not so easy for normal people. She's so lucky. She's a natural beauty. She doesn't even need makeup. My doctor thinks seeing perfect Hollywood stars like Britney all the time is why I have body issues and why I keep my shirt on during love making.