BRITNEY SPEARS IS AN IDIOT

Britney Spears wrote a letter to X17 Online, the paparazzi agency who was so famously attacked by Britney with an umbrella the night after she shaved her head and just before her stint in rehab (relive the magic here).  Britney says:

Dear x17, I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role! Britney

I don't even get what this is supposed to be.  Is it a joke?  If so, I clearly don’t have a sophisticated enough sense of humor to get it.  A more likely scenario is that this retard has convinced herself that's what really happened.  It's the upside of being really dumb.  You forget lots of stuff and then you can just make shit up.  "I wuz doin a movie, about a beautiful princess, um, named Britney, yeah, an everybody loved her, an BitBit wuz there, and the lion from Narnia wuz there, and Jesus wuz there, and they all said, 'Britney, yur doin so goood!'  An I said, 'well thank you you guys, I think yur doin good too!'  And then they said they luved me.  An I wuz all like, aww, you guys!"