BRITNEY IS UNTHINKABLY DUMB

Britney Spears apparently really is going to claim she went all apeshit on a photographer with her umbrella because she was preparing for a movie role.  Unfortunately Britney didn’t get the part, and instead No One will be playing it, because Britney just made it up.  The point to this being, Britney has now posted the letter she wrote to X17 on her official website.  It says:

I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part.

Man, that sounds like a really good movie.  Her character prepares for a roll, like, a dinner roll I guess, but then switches places with her husband.  So now he's waiting for a dinner roll.  And the whole time you thought she was waiting for a dinner roll.  That twist just blew my mind!  I am freakin out right now man!