BRITNEY IS PROBABLY NOT PREGNANT

Oddly enough, the Aussie version of MSN is running a story today saying that Britney Spears has told close friends that she is pregnant again, and just to class things up a little more, she's not sure who the father is.  NW Magazine says:

Britney Spears has stunned pals with news she is expecting again. However, even more shocking is the speculation flying around among her friends that the pop singer doesn't know which one of her recent lovers is the father.“She's been secretly filling her pals in on the good news since last week," an insider tells. Britney is in shock herself, this definitely wasn't planned. But she's thrilled just the same."

All that seems pretty unlikely now that we've seen every inch of Britney as of 12 hours ago, so this is all really just a thinly veiled scheme to post close-ups of Britney's kitty.  TMZ says she needs to shave, and I guess I sorta see it but I'm not gonna lie, I didn't really look.  I'd rather study pictures of shark attack victims than Britney's box.

(her ass looks pretty great though.  HQ here and here)