BRITNEY IS ABOUT TO SNAP

Britney Spears did a photoshoot and interview with the very celebrity friendly magazine OK! yesterday, and it was a complete and total disaster.  Britney was a physical and mental wreck.  And despite their penchant for protecting celebrities (such as when they bought the Nick Lachey sex pictures to bury them) OK! said today that they will publish the interview and pictures. OK! says:

"OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

So what did Britney do:

According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on.  After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup.

OK! better publish this stuff immediately because it's gonna be old news by Friday.  Britney is gonna snap by tomorrow at the latest.  By tomorrow night she'll have regressed to a feral, or wolf-like, stage and by Thursday we'll get pictures of her running through the woods, naked, chasing a boar with a big rock held over her head.