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July 10, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Maybe it's because she's 90 or maybe it's just because her fitness routine is the lamest thing I've ever seen, but actress(?) Lisa Rinna needs to stop doing exercise photoshoots (please god let this be a photoshoot). I have no idea what's going on with her stomach, but someone brave needs to stab her in the heart with a silver cross just to be safe. Her exercise isn't helping. It’s the kind of thing you do on the way to your real exercise. She might as well do a crossword puzzle. This gets your heart rate up to about the same level as when you roll over in your sleep or remember something fondly. I will say this for her though, based on the bulge in those sweatpants, she sure does seem to have a big cock.