ACTORS ARE DUMB

The Daily Mail says today that Catherine Zeta-Jones washes her hair with truffles and Beluga caviar flown in from Iran and credits this lavish treatment for keeping her hair shiny.  The Mail says:

At 400 dollars a time, just for the fish eggs, looking good does not come cheap. The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington."Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair," said a source."She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy. Miss Zeta-Jones's hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.

What a difference this must make.  Before the treatment, her hair is brown.  After the treatment, her hair is brown and pelicans attack her as she walks down the street.  Where should we throw our money away next!