WHO WAS CLOSER

Today has turned out to be surprisingly Paris Hilton free.  She's probably at home sleeping and getting high and she'll go all apeshit in the clubs any minute now, but for now we're left to rank the latest Paris Hilton drawings.  There's the one on the left that Paris drew herself and gave to Paris-loving TMZ (full size here), and there's the one on the right done by Pretty On The Outside (full size here), depicting Paris' newfound commitment to charity and helping those in need.  Paris' drawing falls a little short.  She looks like the villain in a Japanese horror movie, while Pretty's drawing was so unnervingly accurate, I rubbed my eyes with my fists when I saw it and even then asked it for an autograph.  Twice.