THE SPICE GIRLS ARE BACK

The reunion that no one has been asking for was finally officially announced yesterday in London.  The Daily Mail says:

Seven years after splitting up, the Spice Girls have announced a worldwide comeback spectacular.  The girl band will kick off a world tour in America. The five – now all in their thirties – will start on 7 December in Los Angeles.  The group, including Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Emma Bunton fell straight back in sync, striking familiar poses for the world's media.   The reunion tour, which is set to hit London on December 15 and take in Madrid, Koln, Las Vegas, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires among others will certainly be lucrative for the Spices.  They are expected to pocket about 20 million dollars each.

Rawr!  5 moms in their thirties, lip synching badly to songs that sucked ten years ago and wearing ill-fitting, age-inappropriate costumes!  That shit sounds hot!  It'll be like some secretaries went to karaoke night, except it'll cost me 100 dollars!  Done and done, baby!