THE HILTONS ARE WHORES

Page Six says that Rick Hilton, father of Paris Hilton, is shopping around his daughters "Get Out of Jail" party, and he's already contacted the best clubs in Vegas, including Pure, the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and the Palms. 

"He was originally asking for a $50,000 cash fee to be paid, as well as accommodations and flights," said our source. "Pure and Hard Rock said 'no' flat out, but George Maloof, who owns the Palms, didn't say yes or no. He's very good pals with Paris and is the one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears" … Rick's big party-push has been put on hold. Still, insiders say they're positive an out-of-the-slammer soiree remains in the works and will be even more expensive than Rick originally had in mind. "Her cost has gone up," said our informer.

Remember back when Paris said she was tired of her party whore image and wanted to grow up and be a better influence for the kids.  It was a simpler time in America that I like to refer to as "yesterday".  Man, those were the days.  Cokes cost just $1.25, a young Dave Chapelle taught us how to laugh and the Spurs were on the verge of another NBA title.  Lot of memories, man, lot of good memories.