PARIS IS FINALLY IN JAIL

Paris Hilton was released from the Twin Towers medical facility last night and re-admitted to the Lynwood Detention Center, the same jail where she began her 23 day sentence for a probation violation two weeks ago.  Yahoo says:

Around 11 p.m. Wednesday, she was returned to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, the women's prison where she had started out.  A spokesmen would not elaborate on where in that facility the heiress was housed. When she began her 45-day sentence on June 3, she was confined to a solitary cell in a special needs unit away from other inmates.

There have been tons of rumors about why she needs so much special medical care, from an STD outbreak to claustrophobia to ADD and some are even claiming she's pregnant.  A more realistic guess is that she's a spoiled pain in the ass who freaked out when she got a glimpse of what the real world is like.  When she pictured prison, she probably pictured the sheriff giving her an apple and then she'd fall asleep under glass in a tower defended by a dragon until a handsome prince awoke her with a kiss.  Reality is something like that, except replace all of that and throw around words like "dyke" and "guard" and "salad".