PARIS HAS CHANGED, PART 2

Paris Hilton will be released from prison tomorrow morning (maybe even later today or tonight, according to some) and she tells Ryan Seacrest that she wants to leave her old life and friends behind and start doing more for those in need.  First in her line of ambitious projects is a shelter for women recently released from jail.  Us magazine says:

Hilton tells Seacrest that she hopes to build a "transitional home" to help women when they are released from jail. "These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go," she explains.Hilton says the home can be "a place to get food and clothes on their backs," continuing that the recidivism rate is "a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place."There might be transitions in Hilton's future as well, as she tells Seacrest she's ready start fresh. "I appreciate everything now and I think there was a lot of bad people that I was around and I don't want to surround myself with those types of people anymore."

Guh, whatever.  This "home" is the kind of thing Paris would tell someone to go do and then she'd pose in front of it at it's opening and then she'd forget about it 2 days later.  The checks would bounce and the doors would be locked and the AC and water would get shut off with people still inside.  It would basically be a killing chamber for non violent offenders.  Hoo-ray!