PARIS GOT A CAVITY SEARCH. MAYBE.

This morning the New York Post reported that Paris Hilton did not have to undergo the standard (for everyone else) cavity search upon entering the Lynwood Detention Facility late Sunday night, but now TMZ says the Post is wrong:

The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail. Not true!TMZ has learned that Paris was forced to endure the "search." Humiliation at its finest!

Humiliation?  What?  They probably didn’t even ask her to.  She probably saw some flashing red and blue lights and thought she was at a club, so she bent over and spread her ass.  Old habits are hard to break.  Also hard to break: my defense in a karate fight.  Hi-Ya!