NEXT WEEKEND IS HUGE

Today is boring.  To sum up, Lindsay Lohan is a retard and Paris Hilton is a different type of retard.  So, if you want, you can get a feel for next weekends big movies and be scared out of your fucking wits and maybe throw up at your desk while watching a leaked clip from Eli Roths "Hostel II" (link at the bottom).  In it, a naked and dangling Heather Matarazzo gets cut up and Edwige Fenechher Monika Malacova does her best Elizabeth Bathory impression (oooo, someones been watching history international).  Or, you can go over to Time.com and read a cool interview with Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Ellen Barkin about "Oceans 13".  A sample:

CLOONEY: The last real movie stars were probably Redford and Newman. And things were different then. There wasn't this amazing amount of magazines and information about them. DAMON: We didn't know anything about them. CLOONEY: There was mystique. They're 60 feet high, and you paid your buck and a half to go see them. But that's gone. People know everything about everybody now. PITT: Jaws came along and proved you could make huge money with blockbusters, and it set this thing in motion that has lowered the subject matter. People like George have been getting good stuff out there, but it's an industry that pushes people out on the big stage too fast, before they're ready, and it eats them up as well. It's a different kind of arena now. BARKIN: Think about it. Do we know anything about Robert Redford's children? Does he even have any? DAMON: I worked with him, and I don't know. PITT: I have four, if you haven't heard.

They also reveal some fun trivia like Brad and George were the last two finalists for the role in "Thelma and Louise" that ultimately went to Brad and that Bruce Willis turned down the role of Danny Ocean.  Another piece of trivia is that if Brad Pitt was our 11th president, he'd be James Polk and known for his foreign policy success. 

WARNING – this clip from Hostel II is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC and not for the faint of heart.