LINDSAY REALLY LOVES DRUGS

Lindsay Lohan arrived at Promises rehab in Malibu looking like a "stray dog" and spent her first few days in detox from alcohol, cocaine, Percocet, Vicodin and other meds, according to a new report in Star.  But since that left Lindsays body dangerously low on drugs, she's been secretly asking her friends to smuggle in some new ones.  Sources say:

Even though cell phones and BlackBerrys are not allowed in the $1,600/day Malibu facility, a Star source says Lindsay managed to get a BlackBerry in and has been pleading with "friends" to bring her just what she doesn't need – sleeping pills."She's in rehab because of her addiction to drugs – everything from cocaine to OxyContin and Ambien – but she's complaining she can't sleep," a "close friend" said. "She's been texting friends 24/7, begging them for pills!"

And the Enquirer says pretty much the same:

"She's just playing at getting sober.  She was supposed to share quarters, but she insisted on having her own private room," the pal added.  "And while group therapy is a huge part of substance-abuse recovery.  Lindsay went only once and then refused to return."Another pal insists that Lohan is using her time at the clinic to plan her 21st birthday bash in Las Vegas.The actress reportedly plans on taking over a whole floor at Caesars Palace casino for her party in July."Lindsay's using her month-long stay to plan her 21st birthday party, scheduled to take place days after she's released," the friend claimed."Lindsay's number one priority is her birthday bash – and she's not planning a sober party."

God I love her so much.  What a little firecracker.  She's like a Terminator for drugs, a cold-hearted machine who won't stop until she gets high and goes dancing.  She can't be bargained with.  She can't be reasoned with, our dance floors are useless to resist.