JESSICA ALBA GOT PARIS HILTON FIRED

Paris Hilton was dropped last week by her agents at Endeavor, and word is she was let go because other clients were embarrassed to be associated with her.  Now OK! Magazine says that the client who finished Paris once and for all was Jessica Alba.  OK! says:

“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris,” an insider reveals exclusively to OK!. “None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist.”And, according to the insider, it was Jessica Alba who tipped the scales against the hotel heiress. “Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over,” explains the source. “She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.”

Alba makes more on one movie than Paris makes in a year, so this seems like an easy choice.  Keep in mind that Paris doesn't actually do anything.  She gets high and fucks people, but that's not exactly some money making extravaganza.  Unless she blows some dude so amazingly well that diamonds come out, she doesn't really have any kind of talent that would get her paid.  (lets celebrate Albas previously uninvented level of awesomeness with old pictures of her frolicking on South Beach)