ITS JAYDEN JAMES SPEARS

June 7, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Britney Spears is in Hawaii today and these are the very first pictures of her second son Jayden. And since he looks normal in every way, they're pretty disappointing. I was hoping he'd be a cyclops or have a fin on his head like a shark or something. His parents are Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, so I'm sure he's just fucked up in some less obvious way. You could clone a panda and a banana and get a better kid. Especially since he'd be known as a pananda, and having the worlds only pananda is like a license to print free money, I bet.

UPDATE – one of these fat bastards is Jayden. I have no idea which, because all babies look alike.

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