IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY…

I'm not sure if you have one of the those giant magnifying glasses like dog detectives do in cartoons, but if you do, you might be able to catch a glimpse of Britney's bra.  It's red.  Can you see it?  Here's a better look.  You can see it because she was driving around Malibu with her dress ripped off like a virgin on prom night.  God this bitch is nuts.  If we could fast forward 10 years, we'd see Britney naked and emaciated in a suite in Las Vegas with Kleenex boxes on her feet and her nails will be yellow and 7 inches long and you'd try to open the door to see her and she'd fire a musket into the door frame next to your head.  Like, a 100 year old gun, the kind you have to light a fuse to fire and it basically shoots a tiny cannon ball.  And she'd yell "I toll ya to stay outa my room!"