BRITNEY ISNT THAT KIND OF SINGER

Despite previous reports in People magazine saying that she would, Britney Spears will not be joining Cyndi Lauper on stage at the Greek Theater in LA on Saturday because Britney would have to actually sing.  She would not be allowed to lip sync, and so now she will not appear at all.  Page Six says:

But a source told Page Six, "There's no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync – and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."

What an electrifying entertainer Britney is.  Unless you need some singing done.  Because she's not really that kind of singer.  But, my gosh, if you need someone's mom to walk into her other dancers while wearing embarrassing outfits and moving her lips relatively close to the lyrics in some previously recorded songs, Britney is the best of the best.  She's number one!