BRITNEY IS STILL A DRUNK

Less than 90 days ago, Britney Spears left Promises rehab and the word from her handlers was that she had conquered her demons.  This followed a bizarre 24 hours when she shaved her head, cried outside Kevin Federlines house and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella.  Soon after leaving rehab, however, Britney made it clear that she felt she never had a drinking problem and was forced to go to rehab against her will.  So it shouldn't be surprising to hear that she's once again drinking at all the Hollywood hot spots.  Us magazine says:

The singer – who has repeatedly denied having a problem with alcohol – was seen kicking back several rounds of cocktails on June 15.Spears, 25, hit West Hollywood hot spot Lola’s and hung out with four pals at a private table on the bar’s back patio.“She had two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini,” Lola’s manager, Sylvie Haines, tells Us Weekly, adding that “her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk.”

They probably think it sounds good that she wasn't drunk but it actually sounds bad because apparently two jacks and a martini isn’t enough to get her drunk.  A normal 140 pound white girl does that and she wakes up 12 hours later wondering why her asshole hurts.