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June 27, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Honestly, what on earth made Britney Spears think that any of this fit? Everything here is at least 2 sizes too small. God only knows how much effort it took to get that shirt buttoned. Those buttons must be sewn on with some kind of enchanted thread because any thread from earth would have snapped hours ago. You could hang a cow with whatever it is she used. She probably had to hop around for 20 minutes, minimum, to get those shorts on. You could shove Sean Preston back into her uterus faster than you could shove Britney's tubby ass into those shorts.