ROBERT RODRIGUEZ AND ROSE MCGOWAN?

Despite previous denials that they were a couple, Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan walked the red carpet hand-in-hand at the Cannes premiere of "Death Proof" yesterday.  TMZ says:

The two had previously denied any on-set boot-knockin', as rumors went rabid that Rodriguez cheated on his then-wife — and "Planet Terror" co-producer, Elizabeth Avellan — with the former "Charmed" witch. At the time, reps for the film said the couple had split "long before" production began.Homewrecker or not, McGowan's got a new man — and probably a good shot of snagging the lead role in Robert's just-announced "Barbarella" remake.

Is there anyone under 900 years old named Rose?  Other than this one.  That's the name of someone on the back of a handsome knights horse in a fairy tale with talking mice and magic apples.  Rodriguez is a cool guy but I would feel weird about having sex with someone named Rose.  I would feel like I stumbled across an old person unconscious on the kitchen floor and I was taking advantage of them. 

TUXEDOED FACT – the handsome devil making a guest appearance in picture 1 and 2 is Hostel director Eli Roth, who is reportedly dating Rosario Dawson.  Rosario Dawson can do this.