LINDSAY NEEDS A NEW MANAGER, MOM

Dina Lohan is apparently Lindsay Lohans manager, which is news to me, but you’ll be unsurprised to learn she's as bad a manager as she is a parent.  At least according to this interview in Us:

How is Lindsay holding up with the tape circulating?“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are."Do you think Lindsay is at the clubs too much?“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”

Someone needs to go back to manager school, because Dinas dumb ass probably should have denied that her daughter was doing coke in a bathroom.  She also needs to go back to parent school because she's a complete and total failure.  She always says the same thing, “Lindsay's young and she can afford it, so why not go have fun".  Well, hitting yourself in the head with a frying pan is free, punching a tiger in his balls is free, I can afford to do that but that doesn't make it a good fuckin idea.  (pictured: Lindsay and her new lover having lunch yesterday at Cipriani's in Soho.  not pictured: modesty, sobriety)